Friday, 23 December 2016

Albums of the Year Pt 6 (45-41)

45. THE TRAILER TRASH ORCHESTRA - "Grave Tales"

Blasting out of St Albans like the Urban Voodoo Machine's long-lost redneck cousins, the TTO's second album was a moonshine-sodden collection of skid row country laments about drink and death. Some of the darkest music of this genre you're likely to hear this year and all the better for it. Full review here.

44. DAVID BOWIE - "Blackstar"

I know that some will see "Blackstar" being this far down the list as sacrilege but bear with me here. Bowie has made his name over the years as someone who's not afraid to turn his hand to any sort of music you care to mention and while he doesn't always get it right, that sheer guts to take risks is a big part of the reason why he's so fondly remembered and so sadly missed. "Blackstar", while not a bad effort, is unfortunately not an album I'd put up there with his best stuff and it definitely gets a bit rambling and impenetrable in places such as on "Sue" or "Girl Loves Me". However, the epic title track, the hypnotic "Lazarus" and the closing "I Can't Give Everything Away" were fine efforts indeed and more than a good enough reason to give this one a listen. Video for the title track below.



43. PROPHETS OF ADDICTION - "Reunite The Sinners"

Strange things are afoot down on Sunset Strip and it sounds oddly like evolution. Prophets of Addiction may look like yer stereotypical second division LA sleaze band with the big hair, glam rags and tats plus members previously doing time with LA Guns and Pretty Boy Floyd but beneath the surface, "Reunite The Sinners" is actually an impressively varied album ranging from sneering punked-up riff-fests to the odd bit of Lords of the New Church style swooping goth melodrama. You can read a bit more about it here.

42. THE QUIREBOYS - "Twisted Love"

If I'm honest, this did feel like a bit of a step down quality wise from the last few Quireboys albums like "Homewreckers and Heartbreakers", "Beautiful Curse" and "St Cecilia And The Gypsy Soul" just because it felt a bit one-paced compared to its predecessors. But it's still a solid effort from Spike and the lads with the likes of "Torn And Frayed" and a re-recorded "Gracie B" are fine tunes in their own right making it well worth a listen. Full review here and you can watch the title track's video below.



41. BRIJITTE WEST & THE DESPERATE HOPEFULS - "From NY With Love"

A worthy follow-up to 2010's self-titled debut, "From NY With Love" saw Brijitte (backed up the excellent Fiascos) deliver an enjoyable 40 minutes of Big Apple style glam-punk with "Typical Drunken Loser", "Permanent Ink" and "We Didn't Make It" all being stand out songs. Definitely a good album to put a bit of sunshine into your life with.

Thursday, 22 December 2016

Albums of the Year pt 5 (50-46)

50. DRAMA CLUB REJECTS - "Drama Club Rejects"

Formed by the ex-Whatever duo of Nick Parsons (ex-Almighty/Supercharger) and Stidi (ex-Wildhearts/Jellys), the Drama Club Rejects' album was a good solid 40 minute slice of Britrock with plenty of meaty riffs and good tunes to satisfy. Hopefully the first of many from this group. Review here.

49. KING HARVEST & THE WEIGHT - "Maps"

Hailing from Halifax, King Harvest & The Weight's debut album was a supremely tuneful slice of melodic rock reminiscent of groups like the Babys with a spot of Thin Lizzy style tightwire guitar lines thrown in. A strong first effort and hopefully it'll give them a good base to build on for album number two. Review here.

48. BLACK BOMBERS - "Black Bombers"

Hailing from Birmingham and featuring former Gunfire Dance bassist Darren Birch, the Black Bombers' debut album was a vicious scuzzed-up beast of a record owing sly nods to everybody from the Dead Boys to the Flamin' Groovies. And the Stooges obviously. If pure raw garage rock is your thing then there's not many new bands do it better than this lot. Review here.

47. THE CAVEMEN - "The Cavemen"

These New Zealand punks actually managed to put two albums out this year but I'm gonna plump for their debut rather than the still-pretty-good follow-up "Born To Hate". 13 tracks, 19 minutes, zero f**ks given for causing offence to people. If you like your punk loud, snotty and foul-mouthed then this definitely takes some beating.

46. BAR STOOL PREACHERS - "Blatant Propaganda"

There's been quite a few ska-punk bands pushing themselves over the parapet into the big leagues in the last couple of years (some of whom may be elsewhere on this list) but the Bar Stool Preachers are definitely one of the best of the bunch, barrelling out of Brighton with a pinpoint working class fury that recalls the Specials in places. Definitely one of the most assured debuts of the year - you can read a bit more about it here.

Wednesday, 21 December 2016

Albums of the Year Pt 4 (55-51)

55. THE BEAT - "Bounce"

That's the UK Beat (Ranking Roger's version as opposed to Dave Wakeling's US version) for those wondering. Taking their classic ska sound and giving it a bit of a 21st century makeover, "Bounce" was a good 35 minutes of upbeat music with the Beat's trademark thoughtful lyrics lurking beneath the surface as demonstrated well by the video for the single "Walking On The Wrong Side" below.



54. SUEDE - "Night Thoughts"

A big brooding epic of an album which harked back to "Dog Man Star" in its scope (if not quite in the quality of the tunes therein but it wasn't far off), "Night Thoughts" was further proof that Suede in 2016 still have plenty to say with the sinister dynamics of the songs and Brett Anderson's soaring vocals combining to make it a very beguiling listen. The video for "No Tomorrow" is below if you want to judge for yourself.


53. THE MISSION - "Another Fall From Grace"

After the curveball which was "The Brightest Light" (an album which I really liked and was in my Top 20 albums of 2014), "Another Fall From Grace" saw the Mission return to their more trademark goth sound and I have to admit to being a bit disappointed the first time I heard it - it kind of felt like a bit of a step backwards after "The Brightest Light" (and it's predecessor "God Is A Bullet")'s more 'outside the box' approach. I'll admit though, it's a grower and tunes like "Met-Amor-Phosis" (vid below) and "Blood On The Road" will definitely creep into your conscience with repeated listening.



52. THE DESCENDENTS - "Hypercaffinum Spazzinate"

Packing 21 songs into just 42 minutes, it's obvious that age isn't making the Descendents any less urgent and for that we should be grateful. "Hypercaffinum Spazzinate" was a worthy addition to the veteran US punks' repertoire with the likes of "Victim of Me", "Beyond The Music" and "Comeback Kid" showing the fierceness that informed their best work is still very much intact.

51. KID CONGO & THE PINK MONKEY BIRDS - "La Arana Es La Vida"

A massively varied album from the former Cramps and Gun Club guitarist taking in everything from rockabilly through seasick swamp-rock to punk and psychedelia. And all with an impressive dose of energy and tunes. You can read Muggins' review of it 'ere.

Tuesday, 20 December 2016

Albums of the Year Part 3 (60-56)

60. THE DEAD DAISIES - "Make Some Noise"

About as obvious a rock album as you'll hear all year but no worse for it, the Dead Daisies' third effort was another credible bunch of big hands in the air rock anthems with sly nods to everyone from Queen to the Cult. Don't go expecting the unexpected but if it's good simple old skool rock that you're after then this should satisfy nicely. Review here.

59. ELECTRIC SIX - "Fresh Blood For Tired Vampyres"

Yup, another year, another Electric Six album (their twelfth in all no less) and still no sign of them getting any more sensible with age. While "Fresh Blood..." wasn't quite up to the standard of recent efforts "Mustang" and "Bitch, Don't Let Me Die!", it was still a good effort with the likes of "Mood Is Improving" and "Lee Did This To Me" being as wonderfully unhinged as ever.

58. THE MUTANTS - "Your Desert My Mind"

When the Mutants (headed up by former Adam & Ants bassist Chris Constantinou and former Damned drummer Rat Scabies) put their debut album out in 2014, it was a straight-up punk/ska effort featuring Jake Burns, Neville Staple, Charlie Harper and countless others. They then followed that up last year with a J-Rock album recorded in Tokyo. Next stop? Well, a desert rock album recorded in the Mojave obviously. Featuring various reprobates from the likes of Queens of the Stone Age, the Dandy Warhols and Masters of Reality, "Your Desert My Mind" was a good solid effort and proved that the Mutants are proving a very adept band whatever style of music they turn their hand to. Review here.

57. THE ADMIRAL SIR CLOUDESLEY SHOVELL - "Keep It Greasy!"

Similar to the first two ASCS albums, "Keep It Greasy!" is a big woozy juddering fuzzed-up beast of a stoner rock album. Heavier than a concrete brontosaurus, it's also great fun to listen to as the scuzzed-up glam rock of "U Got Wot I Need" testifies. Danko Jones approved and really, who are we to question that? Review here.

56. D GENERATION - "Nothing Is Anywhere"

When it was announced that Jesse Malin and Richard Bacchus would be reforming their seminal early '90s glam-punk outfit a couple of years ago, there was some worry over whether their new work could reach the heights of their classic early albums. However, as songs like "Apocalypse Kids" (vid below) and "Piece Of The Action" demonstrated, this is still very much a band packing a punch two decades on.


Monday, 19 December 2016

Albums of the Year (Pt 2 - 65-61)

65. BORDELLO ROSE - "Bordello Rose"

A proper "everything but the kitchen sink" album and credit for Bordello Rose for making their debut album work as well as they did. Sounding like Iron Maiden one minute then Nightwish the next and the Doors the one after that, you certainly couldn't accuse this lot of not being varied. Certainly a group with a hell of a lot of potential and it'll be interesting to see where they go next. Full review from Pure Rawk by yours truly here.

64. MIDWAY STILL - "Go Team No Hope"

Early '90s indie veterans Midway Still are continuing to plough away in 2015 and "Go Team No Hope" might just be their most consistent album to date with songs like "Hey Summer" being a good reminder of why the early '90s indie scene (go on then, "fraggle" if you must) was such a criminally underappreciated genre. Review here.

63. THE EXHAUSTS - "Leave The Suburbs"

One part South London, one part Glasgow, the Exhausts' debut album is exactly the sort of closing time pub punch-up punk that you'd expect but with a righteous fury railing against smalltown life reminiscent of the Ming City Rockers. And rest assured that with "Move To South Norwood And Always Leave" and "Journey To The Call Centre Of The Earth" they at least came up with two of the best song titles of 2016. Review here.

62. BRUCE FOXTON - "Smash The Clock"

Second solo album from the former Jam and Stiff Little Fingers bass player and it was a good continuation from 2012's "Back In The Room". With Foxton's From The Jam bandmate Russell Hastings providing good vocal ammunition, the likes of the title track and "Sunday Morning" fizzle with an impressive energy. Definitely worth a look.

61. GIUDA - "Speaks Evil"

Maybe not quite as good as their first two albums but this third effort from the Italian bootboy glam revivalists did at least show that their sound was progressing nicely with a hitherto untapped AC/DC ("Mama Got The Blues") and ZZ Top ("Working Class Man") influence coming to the fore alongside the more expected Slade and Sweet influences. Review here and you can check out the video for "Roll The Balls" below.


Sunday, 18 December 2016

Albums of the Year (Part 1)

As far as reviewing goes, this year has been absolutely mental, not to put too fine a point on it. I'm not sure why but I seem to have been doing tons of it for Pure Rawk, possibly due to my inability to say no when something decent looking lands in my inbox. So deciding this year's best of the best was gonna be tough. In the end, the original list of 20 became 30, then 40, then 50 and even that was a struggle. After a lot of deliberation I eventually decided, what the hell, I'll chuck a list together of everything decent (ie that got 3.5/5 or above when I reviewed it) and just include everything. The final list came to 70 albums so I'm gonna post five a day from now until New Year's Eve. Hope you find something you like in there. :)

But first, something a bit less edifying

GOLDEN TURKEY AWARD - WORST ALBUM OF 2016

Last year I did a list of a few bands who'd put disappointing efforts out and should really know better but this time there was one contender which stunk way worse than the rest, this being Steven Tyler and his truly abysmal pop-country album "We're All Somebody From Somewhere". Let's be honest, you can pretty much count the number of good songs Aerosmith have done since 1982 (ie since John Kalodner sunk his claws into them and turned their music into unmitigated AOR dross) on one hand but even by these standards, "We're All Somebody..." was dire, veering between dull acoustic ballads and, even worse, cringe-inducing attempts to sound "modern" (Hilariously bad Kid Rock style rap track? Check. Dismal country-pop track that was so bad it was sub-Taylor Swift? Check. 69-year-old man singing about how he's gonna "bang bang you like the 4th July"? Check.) I'd really rather not dwell on this abortion of an album for any longer than I have to but if you really must know more, you can read my review of it on Pure Rawk here.

Right, now we've got that out of the way let's get on to the decent stuff.

ALBUMS OF THE YEAR 2016

70. SLAUGHTER & THE DOGS - "Vicious"

Forty years on from being the great "almost weres" of the early days of punk, it was good to see Slaughter & The Dogs back with a decent new offering. Even if it was very much a case of a band staying firmly within their comfort zone, songs like "Hollywood Whores", "Ultimatum" and "You Got Class" at least packed enough of a gut punch to make "Vicious" well worth a listen.

69. MOTHER FEATHER - "Mother Feather"

So imagine what might happen if Garbage or Curve had been fronted up by Alison Goldfrapp and amped up their guitar riffs a bit. That's Mother Feather in a nutshell pretty much. Signed to Metal Blade, their debut showed quite a bit of promise even if there's a tendency to go into Kaiser Chiefs/Franz Ferdinand raised eyebrow indie on a few tracks which they really need to nip in the bud. Give the stomping likes of "Natural Disaster" and "Egyptology" a spin for proof of how good this band are when they're on their game. Review here.

68. THE CULT - "Hidden City"

Here's the thing about the Cult - for better or worse they will always be playing and singing over the echoes of "Love" and "Electric", two albums which you're going to struggle to ever top. But that's not to say that "Hidden City" is a failure - like "Choice of Weapon" and "Born Into This" before it, it's a good solid 21st century Cult album as long as you're not expecting anything as awesome as they did in their glory days. Certainly the likes of "Dark Energy" are as good as anything the group's done in the last 10-15 years even if there's a few tracks later on that ramble a bit. You can read the review I did of it for Pure Rawk here.

67. LOVE ZOMBIES - "Passionfruit"

The release of the Love Zombies' debut album was overshadowed somewhat by Hollis and Davey's sudden upping of sticks to California from London to put a whole new band together under the name (not to mention Hollis' abrupt departure from Hey Hello). Which is a shame because "Passionfruit" wasn't a bad effort at all marking a significant step up quality-wise from the band's early EP's even if it didn't quite manage to keep up the high standards all the way through. Review by Muggins here and you can check out the very fun video to lead-off single "Birthday" below.



66. MFC CHICKEN - "Goin' Chicken Crazy!"

Third album from the fried chicken-obsessed North London '50s influenced rock 'n' rollers and it's just as enjoyably daft as ever. Put it this way, there's a song on here called "New Socks" about the joy of, surprisingly, buying a new pair of socks and whether that makes you chuckle to yourself or cast your eyes heavenwards and mutter "Oh for f**k's sake..." probably dictates whether you'll like this or not. But as we say up north, it's alright for them what likes fun. Review here.

More of this nonsense to come with Part 2 tomorrow - don't forget to tune in...

Friday, 5 August 2016

Premier League Predictions 2016-17

Last season proved if anything that maybe the Premiership isn't always as easy predict as we sometimes think it is. To wit - your correspondant wrote of Leicester that he thought that they could easily prove a surprise package under Claudio Ranieri...and make the top half. Well, that was an understatement if ever there was one. Meanwhile, my tip (and most people's) for the title Chelsea self-destructed quite spectacularly and limped their way to a 9th place finish, their worst for over a decade.

So what of this season? Well, I'm going to stick my neck out, go against the flow and say that this will be the season that Arsenal finally end their ten year wait for a title. The fact that they came in second last time around despite being supremely inconsistent highlights the quality of their squad and although pre-season transfer activity has been fairly quiet at the Emirates, Arsene Wenger normally tends to leave his deals until late anyhow. There's a big "if" attached to this though - the Gunners need to stay injury free which has been their downfall the last few seasons. Can they manage it? Some would say they're due a season where things go right on that front for a change...

North London neighbours Tottenham should run them close again - they did brilliantly to finish third last season and keep the pressure on Leicester until the very late stages and have kept last season's squad intact. As long as the likes of Harry Kane and Dele Alli don't suffer a hangover from England's disastrous Euro campaign, there's no reason they can't challenge again.

Stung by last season's failure, Manchester United and Manchester City have both made sweeping and expensive changes but as last season proved, mass spending doesn't necessarily guarantee you the title anymore. Jose Mourinho's appointment on the red side of Manchester could go either way but it took him two seasons to turn a fading Chelsea side into champions a few years ago and I suspect it may be the same at Old Trafford this time out. That said, they should comfortably make the Champions League places.

Meanwhile on the blue side of the city, Pep Guardiola is a very ambitious appointment by City following the departure of Manuel Pellegrini but he's untested in the Prem and for every Mourinho that joins the Premier League and gets it right first time, there's a Phil Scolari or Andre Villas-Boas who come in with a great reputation abroad but never quite adapt. Guardiola has been splashing the cash like there's no tomorrow but I get the impression that it could go either way for City this season - either they'll walk it or things'll go wrong and they'll come in fourth again. My money's on the latter.

Leicester's title win last season was a story to warm all but the coldest of football fans' hearts but with an added Champions League campaign to occupy them this season and the test of having to stay injury-free for a second consecutive season, a repeat may just be beyond them unfortunately. Nevertheless, confidence will be sky high at the Walkers Stadium going into this season and it should propel them to at least a UEFA Cup place.

Jose Mourinho paid the price for last season's failure at Chelsea and with Antonio Conte stepping into the hotseat, expectations will be higher this time around. However, confidence is likely to be low at Stamford Bridge right now and the half dozen or so big money new recruits will need to settle in fast. They may be in with an outside shot of the Top 4 but I suspect they may stall just outside it.

West Ham's best chance of upsetting the apple cart with a Top 4 finish may have come and gone last season but they've managed to keep a hold of pretty much all of the squad that did so well under Slavan Bilic and added a couple more signings. They should finish well inside the top half.

Liverpool underachieved badly even after Jurgen Klopp replaced Brendan Rodgers in the hot seat last season and given that their big summer signing is the massively inconsistent Georgino Wijnaldum from relegated Newcastle, I'm not so sure that this season will be any better for them. Klopp may need a good Cup run to keep the Anfield faithful on his side this season if things start to backfire.

Across Stanley Park, Everton's recruitment of Ronald Koeman should reinvigorate them a bit but Southampton, the club who he left the Toffees for, not only have to rebuild but also have a UEFA Cup campaign to test the fitness levels of their relatively small squad. They should just scrape a top half finish but no higher.

It's difficult to see Stoke and West Brom doing anything other than their usual mid-table spot (though the former's capture of Berahino from the latter should be interesting). Sunderland have appointed a relatively safe pair of hands in David Moyes to replace England-bound Sam Allardyce and should achieve safety a bit more comfortably this time out. Of the three promoted clubs, Middlesbrough look best equipped to survive at this level with Aitor Karanka using his connections across the continent to bring in almost a whole new squad. How quickly they gel will be key to Boro's success but if all goes to plan then they shouldn't be unduly worried about an instant return to the Championship.

Looking at those likely to struggle, I think it'll be three from the following six to face the dreaded drop this season. Bournemouth did well to battle their way to safety in their first season in the Prem but the departure of Matt Ritchie to Newcastle is likely to hurt them. They'll be hoping that Jordan Ibe will be able to find his scoring boots quickly following his move to the south coast from Liverpool.

Burnley at least have the relative luxury of having been in the Prem fairly recently and should know what's required to battle their way to safety this time around but with a small squad they'll be hoping to stay injury free and that the likes of Andre Gray can continue the form they showed in the Championship last season. Swansea, meanwhile, drifted backwards badly last season and with several players having taken part in Wales' Herculean European Championship adventure and no doubt feeling the after-effects, it could be a testing season for them.

Watford and Crystal Palace both went into freefall at the tail end of last season and that's often a bad omen for the following campaign (as Newcastle fans will doubtless regretfully testify). Palace's capture of Andros Townsend from the relegated Geordies is a good signing but they've lost Dwight Gayle, one of their better players, in exchange. They badly need a good start or it could be a very long hard winter at Selhurst Park. Watford, meanwhile, have changed managers yet again (now on their fourth in three seasons) and the lack of stability could well come back to bite them this season.

Compared to Hull, however, Watford look like a relatively stable outfit - with Steve Bruce leaving a matter of weeks after helping the Tigers to promotion via the play-offs and no incoming transfers to speak of, the situation at the KC Stadium looks very messy to say the least. Barring a miracle, unfortunately it looks like this is going to be a very short stay indeed in the Premiership for them. But hey, a lot of people were saying that about Leicester last time out so you never know...

FINAL TABLE

1. Arsenal
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2. Tottenham
3. Manchester Utd
4. Manchester City
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5. Leicester
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6. Chelsea
7. West Ham
8. Liverpool
9. Everton
10. Southampton
11. Stoke
12. Middlesbrough
13. West Brom
14. Sunderland
15. Bournemouth
16. Burnley
17. Swansea
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18. Watford
19. Crystal Palace
20. Hull