Sunday, 15 June 2014

Black Hole Sun...

So on Friday I came home, like a few others out there I suspect, to find a free copy of that most hateful of publications "The Sun" on my doormat. After a quick ripping up of said paper, it's now on its way back to Wapping in a Freepost envelope with the following letter which I thought I'd reproduce here:

To: The Sun

Dear Sirs,

Thank you for sending me a free copy of your paper in the post on Friday. However, as you have probably gathered from the ripped up remains of said paper that accompany this letter, I have chosen not to take you up on this offer and returned said paper via your Freepost service.

The reason for this is that frankly, I do not want to part of a Britain that takes its values from a bunch of lowlife vermin such as yourselves – seeing the paper headline of “This is OUR Britain” is something that fills me with dread and I hope that this is far from the only ripped up or defaced copy of your paper that you have received in the last few days.

Your paper purports to be a vehicle for reflecting the views of the ordinary man in the street but the truth is that, to paraphrase an old saying, the Sun has about as much to do with promoting what is best for the working class of this country as Eric Pickles does with entering the World Hang-Gliding Championships. At the moment there are a lot of angry, hurt and confused people out there. People who have seen their futures gambled away by greedy bankers and neglectful politicians. People who have found themselves turfed out of previously secure jobs and now find themselves on the dole queue with their benefits slashed by a government that doesn’t care about them.

This is surely a time where we should be asking questions about why the banking sector was allowed to run riot with this country’s money unchecked by anyone for so long and why the politicians (both the Tories and Labour) did so little to stop it. We should be asking questions about why the ordinary families of Britain are being bled dry by greedy corporate fat cats running our electricity and public transport companies. We should be asking questions about why despite this government assuring us all that the country is coming out of recession, that more people are living below the poverty line than ever before. We should be asking questions about why the NHS and our free education system, once the two crown jewels in the country's welfare state, are being dismantled by stealth by this government allowing private companies, whose aim isn't to ensure that patients are treated well or that kids receive the best education possible but to make a quick buck and then get out again, to slither in via the back door.

Yet rather than asking those questions, your paper takes a two fold approach to making sure that the working class of this country don’t dare question those who are really responsible for the mess we’re in. Firstly, you seek to deflect the blame on to the easiest targets in society – benefit seekers and illegal immigrants, the sort of people without any voice in our society who can’t fight back to defend themselves. Never mind the fact that for every benefits “cheat” that you so gloatingly expose, there are at least 999 other people signing on who are genuinely there for a reason, perhaps because they suffer from a disease that really does stop them working, perhaps because they were in the wrong place at the wrong time and saw the business they worked for (or even the business they tried to set up and run) wiped out when the country’s economy took a downward turn and now find themselves searching for a job when there are no jobs available. And now because of pressure from your hateful paper, it’s harder than ever for people who need benefits to claim them. Soon, these people abandoned at the bottom of the heap won’t even be able to afford healthcare as this government embarks on stealth privatisation of the NHS, again cheered on by the hack journalists you employ. Let’s be clear here, the NHS is one of the wonders of our society and the majority of other countries in this world would give their right arms to have something along its lines. Yet your paper seems to believe it’s a “drain on society” (translation – our fat cat business mates would earn even more money if health in this country were privatised and they could make a killing by charging people through the nose for inferior treatment to what they receive on the NHS now). If you honestly believe that a Britain where all healthcare must be paid for is a good idea, I recommend you watch the Michael Moore documentary “Sicko” about the American healthcare system and then take a good long hard look at yourselves. In the meantime, if you're really that concerned about the country losing money via benefits cheats, maybe you should do a couple of exposes on corporate tax avoidance which costs this country ten times more. Oh sorry, I forgot, most of the people doing that are probably mates of yours, aren't they?

As for your shameful diatribes against immigrants and asylum seekers, it’s a well known fact that immigrants actually create more money for this country’s economy than they take out of it in benefits and well over 90% of them are safely employed and paying tax within three months of arriving in this country but you’d never know that by reading a copy of your paper. They’re an easy target and it’s a way to keep the working class of this country fighting amongst each other using horrible racist stereotypes rather than concentrating on a common enemy, namely those in the financial and political sectors who got us into this mess in the first place. These shameful distortions of the facts that your paper publishes on a regular basis are at least indirectly (if not directly) responsible for the terrifying rise of quasi-fascist parties like the UKIP in this country.

Let’s not mince words here – I’m a proud Brit. England is the country that I was born in and the country that I’m proud to call home. Like my fellow countrymen, I observed the commemoration of the D-Day landings this week just gone, one of the episodes in this country’s history that I feel we should be the most proud of. I wonder how the soldiers who gave their lives that day fighting the dark spectre of fascism would feel if they knew 70 years later that there is a new fascist upsurgence in Europe and that this time Britain, thanks to Nigel Farage, is one of the countries at the forefront of it. Personally, if I was writing for your paper and saw what happened in the European Elections a couple of weeks ago, I think I’d find it hard sleeping at night.

The second prong of your attack to prevent the working class of this country asking too many questions while pretending to be on their side is to brainwash those who maybe aren’t fooled by your biased political reporting with a flood of cheap pseudo-celebrity tittle tattle dressed up as news. Day in day out, your paper bombards its readers with stories about so-called “celebrities” who seem to be famous for reasons not entirely comprehensible to anyone looking at their history. People like Katie Price, Kim Kardashian, Simon Cowell and his hateful army of Saturday night karaoke contestants, the cast members of shows such as “The Only Way Is Essex”. The sort of people who are, quite frankly, a waste of flesh, bone and oxygen.

Again, there was a time many years ago when to be a “celebrity” required work, effort, charisma and above all talent, an ability to leave the world hanging on your every word. Celebrities to me are people like David Bowie, Richard Burton, Elizabeth Taylor, Mick Jagger, Peter O’Toole, Rod Stewart, Marilyn Monroe, Keith Richards, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, George Best, Brian Clough, I could go on and on but you get the idea. These people were genuinely recognised as having a gift, as being the best in their field. I’ll concede that we do still have some people in our society who are very worthy of being looked up to like this – the sad loss this week of Rik Mayall, a man I consider to be a comedy genius, and the many touching and heartfelt tributes he received from across society, shows that people are still capable of recognising real talent when they see it. But be honest, why should anyone care who one of those grinning mannequins from One Direction or a reserve team player from Chelsea or Man United is “bonking”? Surely, even as people in the pay of their PR’s to print this stuff, you must find this sort of stuff gets a bit boring after a while?

This, then, is why you can find the remains of your free paper included in this envelope. Again, let me say that I consider myself to be a proud Brit. But the Britain that I love is the one that celebrates difference (be it racial, sexual or personality based) in people, that pulls together when it’s threatened rather than turning on each other, that supports the least able in its society to help them make a living in this world rather than turning a blind eye to their suffering, that knows that when everyone is working in the same direction that we really can create something to be proud of in this country of ours. And none of these seem to be considered as worthy values in the Sun’s Britain unfortunately. All I can say is that if this mixture of ill-informed racism, hollow chest-beating factionism and brain-dead tittle-tattle really does represent the views of "The Man In The Street" then I can only end by quoting the late Sid Vicious - "I've met the man in the street. And he's a c**t."

Still, if you want a small crumb of comfort, at least you’re nowhere near as evil as the Daily Mail is. But I wouldn’t say that’s anything to be proud of.

Yours faithfully,

A patriotic Brit and non-Sun reader